If you only had 4 words to tell your younger self something, what would they be?
listen to better music
Fuck shit up dude
open your fucking eyes
Nigga do the opposite
Stay away from skinheads
Always stay young inside.
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I decide to eat proper food.
I’ve been eating snacks and take-out far too much since I got back from a holiday in which I vowed to change. That stops today.
Day 1: Mince and tatties (That’s potatos for all you non-Scots)
I will always reblog this on Thursday.
Aaaand I will do it too
The 1st time I’ve seen this gif (not the 1st time I’ve seen the film clip obviously) and it is so very apt.
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Christina Hendricks by Joe Pugliese for The Hollywood Reporter, 2012
This woman could easily have me wrapped around her little finger while eating out the palm of her hand.
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Welcome to Britain
Why does this just make sense to me??!?
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this is the arrow of destiny. reblog this and see what comes up next. this person/saying/thing will have something to do with your future
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My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god
- I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
- When chemists die, they barium.
- Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
- I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
- This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
- I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
- They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
- We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
- Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
- Broken pencils are pointless.
- I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
- All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
- I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
- Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
- A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
- The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
- Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
